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Explorers To Wear Condoms To Stop Fish Swimming Up Their Penises.
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Robin
2004-01-20 10:44:34 UTC
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A group of explorers in South America will wear condoms to stop fish
swimming up their penises.

The New Zealand team plan to swim in the Amazon and don't want the small
catfish in their bladders.

The fish is attracted to urine and has to be surgically removed from the
bladder, where it dies.

Expedition doctor Marc Shaw says: "It's the only place in the world where
you put on a condom to go swimming."

Dr Shaw, from Hamilton's Anglesea Clinic, says the explorers could wear a
cricket box instead.

He adds their third option is to "just hold tight."

"If the fish swims up there the pain is excruciating and the fish has to be
surgically removed from the bladder," he says.

The group of 26 plan to study people's use of water and will end their trip
in Venezuela, the Waikato Times reports.


Story filed: 15:09 Wednesday 3rd October 2001

Robin
Jacqueline
2004-01-20 13:06:43 UTC
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:44:34 +1100, "Robin"
Post by Robin
A group of explorers in South America will wear condoms to stop fish
swimming up their penises.
Hehehe, I've seen those wee fish parasite things before. I find it
quite hilarious ;o)
Robin
2004-01-20 15:01:45 UTC
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Post by Jacqueline
On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:44:34 +1100, "Robin"
Post by Robin
A group of explorers in South America will wear condoms to stop fish
swimming up their penises.
Hehehe, I've seen those wee fish parasite things before. I find it
quite hilarious ;o)
Let me understand this: you've been attacked by these things and you think
it's funny?

Robin
Jacqueline
2004-01-20 20:10:10 UTC
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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 02:01:45 +1100, "Robin"
Post by Robin
Post by Jacqueline
On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:44:34 +1100, "Robin"
Post by Robin
A group of explorers in South America will wear condoms to stop fish
swimming up their penises.
Hehehe, I've seen those wee fish parasite things before. I find it
quite hilarious ;o)
Let me understand this: you've been attacked by these things and you think
it's funny?
No, *I* haven't been attacked, I think you need a penis. I think it's
funny that men know these things to be in a lake, yet still think
they'll get away with having a quick slash, knowing full well the wee
beasties are attracted to their urine.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fish up the willy! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Friar Jack
2004-02-10 05:48:24 UTC
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Post by Jacqueline
On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 02:01:45 +1100, "Robin"
Post by Robin
Post by Jacqueline
On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:44:34 +1100, "Robin"
Post by Robin
A group of explorers in South America will wear condoms to stop fish
swimming up their penises.
Hehehe, I've seen those wee fish parasite things before. I find it
quite hilarious ;o)
Let me understand this: you've been attacked by these things and you think
it's funny?
No, *I* haven't been attacked, I think you need a penis. I think it's
funny that men know these things to be in a lake, yet still think
they'll get away with having a quick slash, knowing full well the wee
beasties are attracted to their urine.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fish up the willy! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I don't know about fish, but I heard that crabs tickle. Everybody
should have a pet STD, no?
Jacqueline
2004-02-10 11:15:12 UTC
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Post by Friar Jack
Post by Jacqueline
On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 02:01:45 +1100, "Robin"
No, *I* haven't been attacked, I think you need a penis. I think it's
funny that men know these things to be in a lake, yet still think
they'll get away with having a quick slash, knowing full well the wee
beasties are attracted to their urine.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fish up the willy! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I don't know about fish, but I heard that crabs tickle. Everybody
should have a pet STD, no?
Friar Jack - you're back! I got yer postcard! Posted on the arby
livejournal but nobody else has :o(

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