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Jordan's Breasts "May Explode" In Jungle.
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Robin
2004-01-27 14:52:39 UTC
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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to
suck them in the jungle.

The model is planning to strip off on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.

But doctors claim that would be one of the most perilous things she could
do.

They say if leeches attach themselves to her 34FF bosoms, they will become
inflamed and grow even larger, reports the Daily Star.

A doctor told the paper: "She would need to be treated quickly if she was
bitten on her chest. I dread to think what would happen if her breasts
started swelling. There is a danger they might explode."

Jordan and the other nine contestants have flown out from Heathrow en route
for the camp in Australia's Gold Coast rainforest.

She has said she can hardly wait to get into the jungle with ex-pop star
Peter Andre, claiming: "I used to fancy him when I was younger."

But Andre, who has been living in Cyprus for several years, said he had
never heard of her until a few days ago.

Story filed: 09:01 Thursday 22nd January 2004

Robin
Jacqueline
2004-01-27 15:22:46 UTC
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:52:39 +1100, "Robin"
Post by Robin
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to
suck them in the jungle.
The model is planning to strip off on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.
lol! Do you get to see that at all, Robin? It started on our TVs last
night - first bit I saw Jordan had a load of cockroaches, spiders and
eels tipped all over her head. Still, not the worst thing she's had
over her face, I'm sure... ;o)

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